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Massive World Cup Trophy

…is massive. It hails from a roundabout in the tiny Westphalian town Salzkotten, right next to new Bundesliga Mecca Paderborn. With a height of 5 metres (16’5″) and weighing about … Continue Reading →


Clash of cultures: Football management games in England and Germany

Groundsman asks for pitch size alterations Your groundsman has asked you if you wish to make any changes to your current pitch dimensions. The Football League 1 regulations state that … Continue Reading →



German kids love this DIY snack, which is perhaps best known as “Matschbrötchen” (eng: mud roll). Let’s try it yourself! There are some regional names though and one of them implies … Continue Reading →


2012-2013 Bundesliga Team of the Season

Robert Lewandowski (BVB) Franck Ribery (Bayern) – Mario Götze (BVB) – Thomas Müller (Bayern) Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern) – Ilkay Gündogan (BVB) David Alaba (Bayern) – Dante (Bayern) – Ömer Toprak … Continue Reading →

Die Mannschaft

Die Mannschaft

Let’s face it: “Die Mannschaft” is a hoax. You’ve been shanghaied by your media’s desperate search for interchangeables. Ze German national football team is either called “Nationalmannschaft” (national team) or “Nationalelf” (national … Continue Reading →



What Spurs fans can expect from Lewis Holtby

First of all: He’s better than Marko Marin. Way better. Lightyears better. They don’t even play in the same universe. Beyond that, Lewis Holtby really is an above average Bundesliga … Continue Reading →